Nice. The Earth is 6,000 years old and she’s gunning to turn your state into a toxic waste dump for some cash.
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Corrupted-Files.com sells pre-corrupted files ($5.95, on sale for $3.95 until June 30) in a variety of formats. The target market is students who blew their assignment deadline and need an excuse.
Step 1: After purchasing a file, rename the file e.g. Mike_Final-Paper.
Step 2: Email the file to your professor along with your “here’s my assignment” email.
Step 3: It will take your professor several hours if not days to notice your file is “unfortunately” corrupted. Use the time this website just bought you wisely and finish that paper!!!
Note: The only difference between each Word file is its file size, because it will look a bit odd if your 10 page term paper is only 1k in size! Yes, we thought of everything! We guarantee and stand by our product!
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Today’s Hero Of The Day is split between two people. At a…uh….Marilyn Monroe look-alike contest held in Cincinnati last week. And that’s all I’m going to say about this.
via Cynical-C
this amazing blog called There, I Fixed It.
This would be an excellent Facebook Quiz: which half-assed solution are you?
the windshield defroster?
the spare tire?
the hot water heater?
the headlight?
the ass crack patch?
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I’m fascinated. I’m horrified. And I really, really don’t like opera at all now.
And yes, you do have to watch the whole thing. Because it doesn’t even begin to reach it’s height of zen bizarro until the 2:14 mark.