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There is something kind of wrong with this guy…and it’s not that he’s Canadian…can’t put my finger on it. But someone needs to use him as a character study for sure.

Two notes:

1. The holographic seal that proves it’s authenticity
2. Really looking forward to those videos of him testing it out.

via Cynical C

Everyone needs a vacation…

More mesmerizing Phantom camera goodness. This bit is an exercise in only-the-artist-knows, but a wonderful 3-minute Zen break nevertheless. Love the Stephen Hawking voiceover, the monochromatic color palettes, and the non-sequiturness of it all.

via Very Short List

I’m sitting at Starbucks in Downtown. There is an older guy working here who is making these really awkward dance moves to the 40s/50s music they are playing. Everyone is kind of hiding behind their newspaper or their cup of coffee trying to not have eye contact with him while he is having a (bit too much of a) good time dancing around. Just moments ago I didn’t pay attention avoiding him, I looked up, our eyes met …and his energy increased by 300%. He launched into a full blown disco dance. After seconds of total ecstasy he froze in total shock and pain, one hand on his back. Not a move. He pinched a nerve!

I don’t know if my description illustrates really how funny that moment was. I mean, cruel. But just too funny.

Now he’s walking around the store, one hand rubbing his back, the other one playing air guitar. I’m not kidding.

Enno Jacobsen

(Use this video the next time you present your client with a challenging idea)

May I introduce: Bea Arthur Mountains Pizza.

It’s everything it promises to be.  Witness:

For my next casting, I’m going to give the actors this script to memorize and deliver as convincingly as possible.

Stick with it, around the 1:00 mark you begin to see the brilliance.

If I could get a ring video for my phone as well as a ring tone – this would definitely be it.

Amish Romance Novels.

Who’d have thought? I assume these are missing the steamy scenes between debonair pirates and their wanton, buxom captives. More like, Eli agonizing over the sight of Mary’s wrists as she churns butter.

Of course, even more puzzling than the apparent contradiction of “Amish” and “romance novel” – is the fact that they are available on the Kindle. Did not know that e-book readers were making such headway into the Amish community.

Thanks for revelation, Christina de la Cruz. I still think you smuggled one out of Pennsylvania, back to LA.