I can’t believe the ______ Idol and ______’s Got Talent franchises reach so far…but here is the winner from Ukraine’s Got Talent. And it’s pretty impressive.

Now for the bad news: I predict Working Through Emotions with Sand Painting will replace bead workshops in all those goddess gatherings. Expect frumpy frauleins to be swaying to crystal dolphin music while they express their Divine Feminine in trays of backlit sand. And the return of the sand candle as an offshoot.