So far there are 1,233 reviews for this stunner of a t-shirt on Amazon.
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I purchased this shirt for a co-worker. I never saw her again. Once she put on this shirt she was eclipsed by a flood of brilliant light and disappeared into the gestalt. I have considered ordering this shirt for myself, but I am not sure if I am quite ready for apotheosis.
During the time I wore it, I lost 30 pounds, gained significant muscle mass, and was never without a woman. Many of them were even sober.
This product rocks harder than Slash shredding a guitar solo to “Sweet Child ‘O Mine” on top of a zeppelin in the middle of an epic thunderstorm.
Once I slipped the t-shirt over the rug (my common law wife’s nickname for my chest), it immediately knocked my tube socks off so hard that they flew all the way across the world and then hit me in the back of the head. This then knocked the socks off I was currently putting on to replace the previous knocked-off socks.
Goes well with my swishy pants, puberty mustache and cross trainers
Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.